This didn't affect me too badly. Been walking on eggshells all day hoping nothing happened that would require HA or migrating VMs.
For the benefit of other VMware newbies like myself here's what I did to get the patch working:
Downloaded the express update when it became available (late btw) and added it to my ftp server's patch depot. Update took a bit likely due to server load from everyone else wanting in as well. (See
http://www.vmware.com/pdf/vi3_35/esx_3/r35/vi3_35_25_esxupdate.pdf if you are unfamiliar with esxupdate and patch depots).
While this all was downloaded I did an
esxupdate -l query |grep ESX350-200806201-UG on both of my hosts to make sure the prerequisite patch was there. Also disabled HA on the cluster. I had already put DRS in manual mode early this morning.
After the patch was in my depot I did
esxcfg-firewall --AllowOutgoing and then
esxupdate -d <patch depot URL> scan to make sure it saw the new update.
One of my hosts only had 3 VMs running on it by chance so I shut down those 3 guests, set the hosts to enter maintenance mode and then ran
esxupdate -d <patch depot> --test update to make sure all everything looked right on that host. When everything returned OK I did
esxupdate -d <patch depot> update and waited for everything to finish. Per the patch instructions I restarted the management interface and then did
esxcfg-firewall --BlockOutgoing . I then restarted the esx host that was in maintenance mode from VirtualCenter for good measure.
When this host came back up I took it out of maintenance mode, let it sit for a little bit while I checked logs for any errors. Then migrated all guest VMs from other unpatched host over to this patched host and then followed the same steps to patch the unpatched.
After both were patched I re-enabled DRS and balanced the host loads a bit. After waiting a few more minutes and checking logs some more I re-enabled HA which came up just fine.
Everything seem to work fine and basically I just RTFM on the directions to get everything to work. I didn't try patching with Update Manager as I've never really had that great of luck with it.